awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

zonkypuff:

my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits

devilsfruitsalad:

lovelydestiel:

theinkofthescholar:

gothum:

a-form-of-sentimentality:

ikolism:

ikolism:

im quitting school and becoming a superhero

who’s with me

please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes

i’ll be the bad guy

i’ll be your girlfriend

I’ll be the butler

I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.